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Pishu podrobno, nadeyas', chto bolee opytnye tovarishy ukazhut na vse kosyaki :) Da i vyskazat'sya hochu.1. Kakoe-to vremya nazad znakomlyus' s 6.5 v prachechnoy (eta prachechnaya u menya voobshe pikaperskaya kakaya-to :) ). Vyasnyaetsya: uzhe god (!) zhivem v odnom apartment complex i nifiga ne peresekalis', ona iz Bolgarii (ya dumayu - nu s bolgarkami mne vezet, ne pervaya chay :) ). Figurka super, lichiko simpatichnoe, ushki tolko nemnogo torchat. Uhozhu, s myslyu vytyanut' cherez Facebook na svidanku blizhe k vyhodnym. Nifiga ne mogu nayti ee profile - zakryt? Sama menya ne dobavlyaet. Dumayu, blin - s etim Facebook'om o telefone i nevspomnil. "Plachus' v zhiletku" znakomoy sosedke, ona - "tak eta "Ee_Imya"?! Ya videlya v kakoy ona kvartire". I kto skazal, chto druzhby mezhdu M/Zh ne byvaet? :) Vkluchayu macho, idu otrabatyvat' orientirovku. Ona otkryvaet dver', a s divana mne etakiy Medved 30-35 let, krichit "Preved" :( . Oni menya vezhlivo priglashayut v dom, ya cynichno soglashayush'. Vyashnyau: U nego green card i svoe delo, v ee kvartire kak hozyain (eto v minus), delo eto v drugom gorode, ee glaza vse ravno govoryat mne: "ty super!" (eto v plus). V pyatnicu pishu ey po facebook (reshil vopros s profil'om): "I'm planning 2 drink a mug or 2 of Guinness at "Bar_name" tonight. Do u wanna come? Please tell me if that friend/lover/uncle or whatever he's 2 u (sorry, forgot his name) is coming with u, so I'll be or not be with somebody as well. Tell me in advance. And don't procrastinate - u can miss all the fun :)". Dalshe oblom za oblomom: ona ne otvechaet, s devchenkoy, kotoruyu dumal vzyat s soboy, zlimsya drug na druga, obychno bezotkaznye druzh'ya-alkashi i te ne perezvanivayut. Na vnutrennem negative "Pickuper, blin, normal'no pyatnicu vecer provesti i to ne mozhet" vyhozhu pokurit', i tut, na moey chasti zdaniya, vstrechayu ee, konecho sluchayno. Prichem kalibruyu, chto ee dush. sostoyanie ochen' blizko k moemu, na pochve chego u nas tut-zhe OFIGENNIY rapport, cherez pyat' minut ya uzhe vezu ee v bar (-"A gde tvoy... eee", -"Drug, ptosto drug"), obshayemsya po-dusham. Vyasnyayu: etot "drug", kotoriy, konechno, ne prosto drug (-"pryamo skazhi, sex'om zanimaetes'?", -"...da") ot nee bezuma, zakatyvaet isteriki, zovet zamuzh. Ona tipa "Ne znayu kak otvyazat'sya". Ya: "C'mon, hotela by - otvyazalas'". Minut cherez 30 obsheniya na pravilnye temy, ya ee zasasyvayu (ona, poprobovav moi sigarety, s mentolom, - "It's kinda..refreshing", ya - "Let me show u smthng what is more refreshing..." ), i dalshe my provodim klassniy vecher pod zavystlivye vzglyady, laskayas' i boltaya. Ulybki prosto ne shodili s lic, kucha pozitiva voobshem. Da, za ves' vecher - tol'ko po odnomu Guinnessu i vse. (Nu ladno uzh, daite pohvastat'sya). Pod konec ya, vydimo, ser'ozhno kosyachu - vmesto chto-nibud' vrode "Poehali, pokazhu novyu kvartiru", ya govoru pryamym tekstom: "Hochu spat' s toboy segodnya". Nu blin, nu ya zhe tozhe ne zhelezniy - kogda ya glazhu ee po sheke, ona prizhimaet mou ruku k grudi, nu prosto "sweetest pet in the world" - u menya tozhe krysha ne na shurupah. Voobshem dal'she polchasa my gonyaem po krugu ves' spektr otmazok i moih neumelyh popytok utilizacii, nekotyrye po dva raza :) V itoge uhozhu v otchetno-pokazatelniy K-, govoru "poshli po-domam, platim otdel'no". U nee net cash, suet card. Ya: "zacem mne tvoya card, tab otkryt na moyu. If we happen to go out again, you'll offer". Suho vezu domoiy, sam udivlen kak ya rezko pochustvoval sebya real'no zlo, ona chto-to vinovato bormochet pro ustalost'. Privozhu, "do you wanna kiss me good buy?", ona celuet, prizhimayas. Ya svalivayu spat' na novuyu kvartiru. Kak durak. 2. The other day, ponimaya, chto telefon tak i ne vspomnil vzyat, pokupayu otkrytku, pishu svoy nomer i "call me tonight", brosayu ey v yashik. Ona zvonit v tot zhe den', no vstretitsya ne mozhet, ueszhaet k etomu muzhiku na paru nedel. Ya:"Ok. Have a good night". Za to vremya, chto ee net napisal ey tol'ko raz - tipa napomnil, chto s nee prichitaetsya, ona govorit "Ok. Kogda vernus'". Zdes' by mne zatknut'sya i zhdat' vtorogo shansa, o kotorom govoritsta na sayte, no v etu subbotu, ya vypil na party i polez pisat' ey "prikol'noe soobshenie, gy-gy-gy". Prikolist', blin. Privozhu soobshenie: "Hey, could you please help me to solve one physics problem I'm working on right now: Object L.(-1st letter of her name) is attracted to object I. with the force of 10N. Object I. is attracted to object L. with the force of 9.5N. Question: Why the hell the two objects are still not together?". Ee otvet:" Interesting ridle!Answer:Friendship is better than a relationship. L."Nu chto, kakie mysli, soratniki?S uvazheniem,

I = 10/10. She = 6.5/10. Ochen' mne v kartu.She was my student last semester (I am a teaching assistant). She is really hot, outgoing, has a lot of friends , you've got the picture. I never tried to do something during the semester She: 1) once submitted a lab report with "you are gorgeous", "you're the best TA ever" etc written in Russian(!). 2) Added me to Facebook friends first3) A couple of days before the final exam she sent me a message saying how desperate she feels about it, that she needs help, blah-blah-blah, can we meet in the library to help her to prepare and we "also could chat you know". I said "I really like to chat and "you know" :) but I believe it would be better if you will come to my office for help, 'cause I have to be available to all students equally...". After the semester is over, I am looking for an appropriate way to approach. Uzhe ne pervaya po-schetu amerikanka s kotoroy ya kalibruyu legkiy interes s ee storony, no vospol'sovat'sya ne poluchaetsya. Seychas bous' spugnut'. So, recently she wrote on Facebook how upset she was about her grade and wished me a good summer. I replied that I am sorry about her grade and as a compensation she can watch an american boxer trying to beat a hell out of me this Saturday (I will have an amateur boxing bout in two days). She replied (after four days) that "it sounds amusing. Where is it?". I answered "the place is _the_place_ . Tickets are $15 if you come alone and $0 if you come with _my_name_ :)". Kluchevoe slovo "konchat'", kak vy ponyali :)Vashi stavki - poidet/ ne poidet?Need a strategy for the case she will go. What do you suggest - something in RMES-style, like immediately hug/cheer kiss her "support me - I am so nervous before the fight"? Or keep pretending I dont care i delat' ee nebolshoe "dal'she"?Appreciate and sorry for the long post,